Friday, March 26, 2010

tinsley mortimer

i like this girl. she has a really bad reality tv show (high society on the cw), & i don't even know if it's still on past the first episode. tinsley mortimer is pictured above in her new tv home, her post divorce single girl pad. she brought alot of stuff from her married life posh apartment.

there r alot of tinsley bashers out there. i don't think she's so bad. she's rich, from an upper end family from virginia. her mom is an interior designer & i think she helps tinsley make her apartments so pretty.

tinsley is pretty & she wears great clothes. i don't know if she has any blond ambition, other than marrying well, which she did, and now it's over. i think her headboard is awesome.

of course she had a great closet.

all of these pictures r from her married apartment.

i luv the old things with the modern colors, and a few modern pieces and fabrics. the portrait of the lady is a relative of robert e. lee, & maybe tinsley loves it because it's from virginia. she took the lady portrait with her 2 her new single girl apartment.

if i lived in a rich and wealthy girl world, i might live like tinsley.

Monday, March 22, 2010

knit me a chair melanie porter



blog press release:

After 10 years working as a knitwear designer for a number of international fashion brands including Burberry, Melanie Porter has turned her expertise to furniture, creating one-off contemporary knitted designs from recycled chairs sourced from auctions and markets across the UK .


Melanie undertakes the entire process herself and everything, from the restoration and upholstering to the felted woollen panels and individual, crocheted buttons, is done by hand.


Each project starts with the chair itself – anything from an antique Victorian nursing chair, to a 1970s Egg chair – which is painstakingly stripped back to the frame, before being restored and reupholstered using traditional techniques.


This blank canvas is then covered with a series of Melanie’s hand-knitted, felted panels, especially created for each chair.



Thursday, March 18, 2010

summer television

crazy.
been seeing more & more outdoor tv along with all this outdoor living rooms.

what r u watching lately?

top model is great with andre leon
gossip girl - u either luv it or hate it but s. looks 2 old
idol - ellen is a sap & simon has given up & is just taking up space
dancing with the stars should b a snooze with all the 4th rate celebs
ny housewives r a bore - 2 stuck on branding themselves
high society - the tinsley mortimer train wreck good for a few yuks

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

hipster decor yes or no

4 years hipster has become a way of life.
everything ironic & quirky & very well considered.
hipsters r 2 cool 4 skool.
bklyn ny, austin tx, seattle, etc. r lousy with them.
whole web sites & blogs r dedicated to hipster kulture.
now they r mainstream here
pottery barn has alot of hipster stuff for the home.
how hip r hipsters.

not very.

Monday, March 15, 2010

ice princess paltrow

a child's room in an ice palace. looks like the anthro bed in white.

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ice princess house. so cold & sad. almost as sad as jennifer anistons's house.

Roman & Williams former movie-set directors (Zoolander and Practical Magic) branched out into interior design/architecture/furniture design. celeb a-list actors ask them 2 work on their homes.

Roman & Williams designed the interior of gwyneth paltrow’s tribeca loft.

u could get snow blind & frost bite. poor gwynnie.

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brrrr

what do u think?

Saturday, March 13, 2010

girls behaving badly

lady gaga & beyonce & a cast of thousands here

a lot of great lines including: i told u she didn't have a dick.
worth the 9 minutes out of ur busy life.

Friday, March 12, 2010

hot pants

the penis pant hits the runway. via petunia face.

robert downing jr with no pants

steve mcQueen in chinos

anyone want 2 design the vagina pants? oh yeah, it's called the camel toe. now we have the man toe pants. omg what a great day.

Thursday, March 11, 2010

ruthie sommers life after domino

ruthie sommers was the it girl of domino. her book LA Style never came out. what happened to her? the march 2010 issue of traditional home magazine says she's been in paris for a year.
here's some pics from the mag. buy it, or go 2 the site here to read about the good stuff like paint colors & where 2 get stuff.










gwd still luvs her. do u?

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

lindz


she should be so lucky 2 only be a milk-aholic.
do u think la lohan has a case?

Monday, March 8, 2010

the morning after


oscar show sucked worse than ever.
hosts fat & boring & old.
fashions ok. the pom pom boob dress on charlize was great comic relief. sjp edgy & such big hair. sandra bullock showed she can get it together. granny arm cover on helen mirren works again. fat chicks look good in blue. tom ford kind of corny in a great way with that retro white carnation.
guess i have 2 watch a war movie now.

above photo from the divine doxa home.

it's from the best movie 4 me: a single man.

Sunday, March 7, 2010

human flesh search

no one is safe.
passwords r worthless.
anon blogs r a joke.
anon comments even a bigger joke.
human flesh search is an internet practice in china,
read about it here.
if a bunch of knee jerk "netizens" want to find u & wreck ur life they can do it in less time then u can say 6 degrees of separation in chinese.
cyber posses of cyber vigilantes spend hours a day prowling the internet for prey.
it's just a matter of time until this shit makes it here.
they're coming 2 get u.
hackers already can easily trace anything u do.
facebook & twitter & online shopping & yes even blogging open ur door to human flesh search.

now on another subject -
i started gwd as an experiment. i wanted an anon place where i could say what i want. a place where u could say what u want. free of identity & blog crush fawning 4 comments & followers, free of fake blog personalities, just a place 2 put it out there & watch what happens. gwd is over a year old now & the experiment is a bit of a bore.

now on another subject -
anon bloggers report me 4 abuse & blogger spanks me, deleting my posts & warning me that my blog can be deleted if i don't shape up. u have no way 2 answer ur accuser or even know who they r. this can happen 2 u 2.
the posts blogger pulled have 2 do with mr. & mrs. douche, m21 & habitually chic. gosh i wonder who's reporting me 2 blogger?!
anyone else out there getting their blog posts pulled by blogger? don't b embarrassed 2 tell us about it. image use is the issue u should all b concerned about. giving credit doesn't absolve ur wrong doing.

now on another subject -
i punked out. gwd is yet another inane scrapbook of images, another rip off blog with no originality.


i used 2 want 2 critique & review other blogs, out the really stupid ones, the ones with posers and pompous asses, the ones with goody 2 shoes good girls, the ones with old granny hags gushing about their cottage lady decor love, the ones who just link u 2 the ny times because ur 2 stupid 2 read it urself, the decor porn scrap bookers puking out the same old same old & all those endless tablescapes & shopping lists.


i thought it would be a way 2 shake things up. but after awhile all the geeks & douches r just so pitiful that it's not fun 2 poke it with a stick. & i don't have 2 tell u who sucks or who's for real. u r smart enough 2 know.

now on another subject -
i luv the blog "goddamit i'm mad", & want 2 pay sister wolf homage 2 her "fucking cunt of the week award". her award & that phrase are trade marked, so i thought about paraphrasing her award for gwd: the twat of the week award or the camel toe of the week.
sister wolf disses lots of other bloggers & celebs, & no one seems 2 b spanking her. i need 2 ask her the secret.




i hate those lame awards bloggers give 2 one another, with these stupid chain letter directives 2 tell us 7 things about urself & ask 5 other blog bitches 2 do the same. blogs r already stuffed 2 the gills with everything u want to know (& some shit u don't want 2 know) about the blog authors who write about themselves.

the twat of the week award is 1 i am sure u would all welcome & proudly display on ur blog.
ditto for the camel toe of the week.

who should i give it 2? yeah sure, give it to myself. now who else?